June 10, National Boyfriend Day, a day to celebrate the man that has made your life the best (or the worst). Really just a celebration for love! (With a man)

John, today is National Boyfriend Day! I love you.

National Boyfriend Day by Skeetyboy69 June 9, 2019

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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023

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Perfect boyfriend

Something a fangirl will never have because they’re waiting until a real life insanely attractive boy with a name for a number, a demigod the son of Poseidon, a baker with an almost starved family with a type of bread as a name, the chosen one, or a boy that had a friend named Chuck but then saved his life and died to be born.

Sigh. “I really wish I had a perfect boyfriend.”

Perfect boyfriend by Tehe47 April 28, 2020

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smextabulous boyfriend

A guy who is as sexy, smart, and as fantabulous as can be.

Do you know who Katy is dating?

Yeah, her smextabulous boyfriend Liam.

smextabulous boyfriend by mystery321 March 14, 2011

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