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Avocadro's Time

The shortest time in physics: the time between when an Avocado is unripe to when it is overripe. Avocadro's Time is the fleeting moment when the avocado can be eaten and enjoyed. (That moment is known in physics as Avocadro's Number and is defined as (6.62 × 10^-34)^(6.62 × 10^-34), and is equal to one Planck's length of a Planck's length.)
Dude, I bought six avocados yesterday and I missed the Avocadro's Time. They're rotten. I wish I knew Avocadro's Number so I knew when to eat the damn things.
Avocadro's Time by FJL-NY March 1, 2023
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S-Tier Yapper 

A Nigga who constantly yaps, basically running their mouth. These people never shut up and constantly yap
Bro #1: "Yo dude, that fucking teacher is an S-Tier Yapper. He's always running his mouth. I think hes Yaptorian!"
Bro #2: "I swear to fuck you're right about that teacher, nigga always talking its annoying"
S-Tier Yapper by Yxung_Drxp November 20, 2023

Boy’s time

Boy’s time is typically in the night especially past 9:00 pm means gaming and any other activities are all appropriate and cant me vowed or hated
Its boy’s time im on my own
Boy’s time by Boy man him December 28, 2023

Boy’s time

Boy’s time is all day but especially at night starting at 9:00 you can do what ever you want as a boy gaming eating etc.
Boy’s time by Boy man him December 28, 2023

America's Time of Death 

In the ultimate form of corrupt nepotism, the unelected son of a former president was handed the presidency by the Supreme Court, which the incumbent's father helped form. Of course a lot of stupid shit happened after America's Time of Death. America has fallen.

Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
Murphy's Time by Xyrenax October 16, 2025