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The Kosher Crooner
An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.
The Kosher Crooner by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023
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no-kosher
1. A situation or event that can be generally predicted as doomed to fail or to go horribly wrong.
2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.
2. A statement or other action by someone that is completely retarded or offensive to others.
1.
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."
2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."
"We should try and jump off the roof into the pool."
"We aren't even drunk yet, this whole idea is no-kosher."
2.
"I can't believe that lard ass is taking so long to walk to her car."
"Dude it's no-kosher to talk about people like that."
no-kosher by WaycoolJR729 April 26, 2010
business kosher
1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
business kosher by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
Half Kosher
When a Jew will eat non Kosher meat like beef and chicken, but won't eat a non kosher animal like pork or prawns. Something secular Jews do as they think it's better than fully breaking kosher, when in reality there's no difference.
Don:Hey Emily would you like some of my ham and cheese sandwich?
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
Emily: No Don! I can't have that! It's not kosher!
Don: Erm, Emily you do know that sandwich you're eating is non kosher chicken right?
Emily: Yeah but I eat non kosher meat, just not non kosher animals.
Don: So you're half kosher.
Half Kosher by mrperson123 February 14, 2020
Keep a kosher home
When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Keep a kosher home by mrperson123 January 22, 2020