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stabbing face 

When a guy is getting head.
Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)
stabbing face by TastyBIGWang February 10, 2007

Snubbing 

The act of of a girl wearing a catchers mit, while fisting a guy up the anus. And at the same time tea bagging him!
As Karlee starting snubbing Ofie he screamed "dat feel good, real good."
Snubbing by SUBWAY! EAT FLESH! April 23, 2010
The act of approaching the ticket vendor at an AMC theaters and gaining credit on your "Stubz" rewards card for not only yourself but your friends and perhaps several strangers as well. This act is then repeated at the snack bar. The Stubz card is an absolute rip-off (costs $24 to become a member) and you may only hope to break even if you frequent the movies (AMC only) and gain credit towards a free ticket after spending an exorbitant amount of money at the theater already. Avoid becoming a member at all costs and be willing to help out someone who is looking to gain credit on their card by swiping before purchasing a ticket.
Jamal the AMC crackhead: Dude, u got yo Stubz?
William: No, what is this shit?
Jamal the AMC crackhead: Yo dude, check it, its a rewards program!
William: Ok, sign me up?
...
William: 24 fuckin dollars? This shit is ridiculous, i better be stubbin' before I really lose on this one!

Dan: Yes, I am a preferred member of the AMC theaters community. I would like to swipe this damn Stubz card for myself and my friends.
Mike the theater guy: Ok, whatever...
Dan: and everyone else in line, or else it would take me years to make this card worth it...
Mike the theater guy: Fuck now! I cant do this shit, but yeah that cards such a scam I'll do it for you...
Dan: Thats right, I'm straight stubbin' now.

Robert: I'll take some reese's pieces...
Asia the snack ho: Ok that comes to--
Dan: Wait! We gotta stub this shit man!
Robert: Oh right, i forgot we were stubbin' tonight dude!
Asia the snack ho: Oh dear lord!
Dan: What!? Do some shit!
stubbin' by billthethrill12345 September 10, 2011

captain stubing

Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!
captain stubing by Big Time Jimmy January 14, 2007
when your limp dick shows through your basketball shorts
dude, andy is always stubbin'
stubbin by shawdfd May 18, 2008

stabbing the cat 

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.
"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"
stabbing the cat by Haley ann January 14, 2008