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Dylan Paul Johnston

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.
Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.

mason carter johnston 

Great guy with a gigantic penis and great personality. He is amazing at sex and will treat you like no other. He is amazing at sports, especially wrestling. Any girl would be so lucky to have mason inside them.
Mason carter Johnston is so fucking amazing at everything

Mr. Johnston 

The best high school gym teacher. (P.s. Tommy is a moron)
Mr. Johnston is a great teacher
Mr. Johnston by Olysseuzss May 12, 2022

Mrs. Johnston's new hat 

A prince albert piercing
Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

Kai Johnson 

A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019

Ron Johnson 

To be a waste of space and having a fetish for plastics.
"I should probably give a shit about the world burning, but, fuck it, I'll Ron Johnson this shit."