Edward Bundy Hands 

A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.

"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."

Edward Bundy Hands by Jake The 12'' Snake November 17, 2009

The Bundy 

It is the masturbation method made famous by Al Bundy.

"I did the bundy lastnight because my girl friend wouldnt give me the shag."

The Bundy by Da G Man Funk June 29, 2008

Bud Bundy Mullet

Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.

I used to sport a Bud Bundy Mullet in 1988.

Bud Bundy Mullet by Kevin May 1, 2006

Chicago Al Bundy 

To put a short heeled shoe in a large girls mouth during intercourse (normally while in doggy style position) ; while refrefering to Ed O'neal who played "Al Bundy" in American T.V. show "Married with Children" we're he worked as a shoe salesmen and often had to deal with large weman an wanting to purchase small shoes, in his home town of Chicago, Illinois

Homie1: Yo i fucked this big girl the other day

Homie2: Swear bruh?

Homie1: Hell yea hit her wit the Chicago Al Bundy

Chicago Al Bundy by Camo96 August 18, 2014

The Ted Bundy 

Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?

Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl

Guy 1: What a way to go.

The Ted Bundy by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019

ts bundy 

Medical Slang for "Totally Screwed But Unfortunately Not dead Yet" Usually describes someone that is suffering from a very painful deadly disease but is still hanging on.

The patient is TS Bundy in room 2, don't expect to clear the bed anytime soon.

ts bundy by PhlebotomyGirl April 21, 2006

james bundy 

A man who can easily go sicko mode or easily get hosted on the sticks

Christ that kid playing GTA must be a James Bundy.

james bundy by Pepe. The peen December 15, 2019