armchair ranger 

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.

Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.

armchair ranger by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

armchair 

n1. comfortable lounge furniture. n2. Gobshite who supports Liverpool FC (redshite), wears lots of scarves, badges and XXL replica shirts bought from local market but has never been near Anfield. Normally appears slightly retarded,overweight and in need of a wash. Shouts and applauds loudly and stupidly at TV when the redshite are on Sky. Has no friends.

"Cum on you redmen", "Stevie laaaarrrrrr" - "FUCK OFF YOU SMELLY ARMCHAIR TWAT!"

armchair by Stevie larrr September 27, 2006

armchair 

people who think that bts is it's own genre.

people who decide to hate on other groups, just cuz.

people who also like getting cancelled.

and apparently, they like being called btspoppers.

person 1: did u see that armchair 's tweet today?

person 2: oh yeah, they got canceled immediately cuz they were hating on some other group.

armchair by armyanti December 2, 2020

armchair activist 

Politician comfortably seated within a position of power that makes decisions and policy for everyone to follow but themselves.

Congress is nothing but a bunch of armchair activists railing at one another and causing hell for the common people.

armchair activist by Sythrael September 23, 2011

armchair commander 

When your in real life in a REAL situation playing a game usually airsoft or paintball and the 13 year old behind you attempts to use his "experience" which extends no far than Call of Duty 4 to lead the way like hes hot shit or something, literally the guy that could be with 12 Airborne Rangers and would say "guys Ive done this before" and try's to lead the way. Usually results in him being wrecked terribly in which case he blames it all on his team.

armchair commander example:

armchair commander: guys I got this down don't you worry about me
*12 other ex-military guys with 15+ years of experience*: But that would get us all killed....
armchair commander: no listen to me I'm going to go up follow my lead
mil guys: ok we will be right behind you *quiet* ditch this armchair commander, hes so chairborne I can hear the game control squeak.

armchair commander by rower200 May 23, 2009

armchair activist 

The less witty man's version of the word slacktivist

Old man: Look at this kid on Facespace, he's such an armchair activist.

Kid: Do you mean he's a slacktivist? What the hell is an armchair anyway? Is it a chair made out of arms?

armchair activist by Big Dick Harry December 18, 2012

Armchair thinker 

pseudo intellectual

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.

Armchair thinker by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011