August 29th 

If you were born on this say, you are obviously an anal cavity with no boundaries.

"It is August 29th, somebody must feel like an anus."

August 29th by IndieHopper9000 April 15, 2020

August 31

August 31 is international lick someone's face day. Just go up to a stranger and lick their face!

*goes up to stranger and licks their face*
Them: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
Me: It's August 31, International lick someone's face day!

August 31 by monke cactus March 13, 2021

August31st 

If you were born on this day, You are gay! faggot!

LOL your born on August31st!

August31st by lolitssamdumbass March 30, 2021

august 

to live for the hope of it all

taylor swift: august slipped away

august by thundercat07 April 3, 2021

August 31

Dkhya’s birthday! Best Virgo ever you should try her blrdddd😮 💨 …

august 31 is daddy dkhya birthday

August 31 by daddddykhyaaa3x June 9, 2021

August 16th 

National ass slapping day

You can slap anyone's ass

Boy: slaps girls ass
Girl: Why'd you do that
Boy: because it's August 16th

August 16th by Diskmakaa August 15, 2021

August 3rd 

An emo girls birthday-

: "Hey isn't it august 3rd? The emos birthday?
: "Oh yeah man I just realized because she doesn't exist that much."

August 3rd by yourfruitymf August 24, 2021