Evan

A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS

"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"

Evan by Willowside_aj November 15, 2019

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

Evan by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

Evan by qt...gayy November 25, 2019

Evan

A stupid evan is a person who hates all humans and is a robot

Evan is a bad person

Evan by Stupid888 November 26, 2019

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

Evan by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

Evan by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Evan

The name Evan to me means, a kind, loving,caring, amazing person

Hey Evan did you know your name means A great person

Oh really that’s cool

Evan by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019