National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

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Organ C Grab

Re-arrange organs and grab the clit like a fish hook

I’m going OCG you! (Organ C Grab)

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When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room

Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.

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29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!

Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?

Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday

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December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

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December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

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A proposition for sex with a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Any and all "gay" sex acts.

Straight people "Netflix and chill", fabulous people "let's grab coffee".

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