P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.

Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!

It's time to fucking collect by Joe-288 July 30, 2008

It's time for Corn 

A phrase to initiate the ritual of eating corn with family friends, or even your dog.

Me: IT'S TIME FOR CORN
My Grandma: *SCREAMS*
My GF: *Vaporizes in out of thin air*
My Dog: *Grows 20 extra legs and consumes all of the corn*

It's time for Corn by ReLeo March 20, 2018

it's time to stop! 

whenever says something stupid or not related to the conversation.

Person 1 " You know, I really like the new episode of rick and morty, it is kind of sad though."
Person 2 "I'm thinking of dropping out of algebra because I would rather be the top student in the lower class"
Person 1 "It's time to stop!"

it's time to stop! by GalacticTacoz September 20, 2017

Jasper's time 

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

Jasper's time by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

it's time for men 

A response you give to suggest that someone should resort to homosexuality. "go gay"

Jack: Man my girl cheated on me for the 4th time bro. I'm so sick of women
Mario: It's time for men.

it's time for men by Kenzellis September 14, 2021

Toya's Time 

A song where Toya Aoyagi sings a version of My Time, and Sunny dies

have you listened to Toya's Time?

Toya's Time by kayplayzfan2020 February 20, 2023