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National Tidy Toy Day 

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

Ho Ho Tidy 

Word used to describe a nice looking girl, invented by the late George Beattie Snr of Blairgowrie, Perthshire
Look at that young girl over there’s she is a little HO Ho Tidy
Ho Ho Tidy by GB2025 July 22, 2025
A feeble attempt to slightly clean a area.
"Hey did you just sweep dust under the rug?!"
"Yea thats how you Tidy you idiot"
"OH your tidying...well that explains it"
Tidying by BamBam14 May 25, 2009
That is dumb. You are dumb.
John: Global warming is a myth.
Joe: Tidyad.
TIDYAD by shambolic January 22, 2009
A term commonly used to define an absolute immaculate piece of automotive art. Based on the vh commodore, the term "tidy" describes this vehicle perfectly. It is a credit to any owner of such a vehicle
"I saw an amazing piece of automotive history today, its rego was TIDYVH"
tidyvh by peterperfect April 17, 2009

tidydancing 

the art of cleaning your room whilst jamming to your favorite musical artist.
"I don't want to clean my room, but if I blast Owl City, I'll start tidydancing! YAY!
tidydancing by YuriBee November 14, 2009