Sacramento Syndrome 

The condition of being so damn tired that suddenly everything is funny. A deeper condition than the Late Night Giggles.

Dude 1: Why are you laughing so much at this? It wasn't even funny!

Dude 2: I'm sorry man, it must be Sacramento Syndrome, I gotta go to bed.

Sacramento Syndrome by Rey Dragon Azul December 6, 2022

Sacramento Memento 

The act of shitting on someone's chest and taking their fucking wallet.

That fool kept on running his mouth, so I gave him a Sacramento Memento.

Sacramento Memento by ProZach4Life December 5, 2011

Sacramento bow tie 

When you tie your tail to your micro penis

Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie

Sacramento bow tie by Teflon71 June 23, 2017

Sacramento City College 

A community college in Sacramento where most students are old people who goes back to school to get a better high paying job and where students wants to transfer to Sac State or UC Davis instead of other universities in California

Student 1: What makes you decide to go to Sacramento City College?
Student 2: I fuck up my life
Student 1: oh

Sacramento City College by doodoobody January 27, 2019

SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE 

WHEN UR IN THE SHOWER, WASHING UR ASS AND UR FINGER GOES IN YOUR ASSHOLE, U THINK ABOUT REMOVING IT BUT YOU R DICK GETS HARD AND SO YOU JERK OFF!!

"HENRY HAS BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR TWENTY MINUTES, IF YOU HERE HIM SCREAMING HE'S GIVING HIMSELF A SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE

SACRAMENTO SUBMARINE by RONHOVE March 26, 2009

Sacramento Shampoo 

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.

Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".

Sacramento Shampoo by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010

Sacramento Kings 

Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do

Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!

Lakers fan: Riiiight....

Sacramento Kings by Geeter August 20, 2006