Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

Onion Job by ShrekLove69 November 29, 2016

onion ninjas 

They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.

We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.

onion ninjas by Indybreadman January 9, 2019

onion pussy 

1) a vagina so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes

Ryan: How was last night?
Alex: I'm still emotional. Her onion pussy looks like it was carved by the hand of God Himself.

onion pussy by Mr. Kocesroh April 16, 2016

onion dick 

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

onion dick by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

onion booty 

Booty that looks so good, it makes grown man want to cry.

Damn man, that girls got onion booty.

onion booty by g-money April 4, 2003

onion juice 

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

onion juice by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017

Onion Sweat 

The nasty sweat from your balls that has the odor of onions.

After I got done working out I threw my boxers in the wash, they smelled like onion sweat.

Onion Sweat by afj21 October 30, 2006