fumblechump

adj. - modifies persons, typically, who have made mistakes that exemplify stupidity. It can also be used as an expletive to denigrate another either humorously or on purpose. Other words include fumblechumpery, fumblechumpness.

Look at what he did - he's a fumblechump.
Little Johnny he broke the glass of milk - poor fumblechump.

fumblechump by mrwordman December 16, 2009

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fubbly

A feeling you get when you are asked to do something that seems wrong.

The CIO wants me to add a new feature to our website but I'm feeling fubbly about doing it because I don't know who will maintain it!

fubbly by n8greene December 2, 2016

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fumbly • fumble • Fumble the bag • Fumbled the bag • fumblefuck • fumbler • fumbgy • fumblecunt • fumby • fubbly

fumble nut

To reach climax prematurely. To cum short of things or fail in the end. To mess up or be an idiot.

Damn she was so fucking sexy that i fumble nutted in the car, on the way home.

Mike Carroll couldn't do the nollie kick flip 360, what a fumble nut.
The boy that cried wolf got eaten by wolves. Why? Because he's a fucking fumble nut.

fumble nut by impressionable380 May 28, 2013

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Drunken Fumble

Drunken Fumble (or Drunken Fumbling) is a term for sexual encounters (though not actual sex) that happen while very drunk to the point where motor skills are limited, hence "Fumble".

Often a cause of awkward moments the morning after if occurring between friends, though occasionally turning them into a "full on" relationship.

Also a possible trigger for realisation of a different sexuality or experimentation if upon waking one feels it felt better than with their normal gender of preference.

"Yeah, I got really drunk with Rach last night... woke up next to her..."
"Bit of a 'drunken fumble' there then?"
*Blushes*

Drunken Fumble by Phores November 2, 2008