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ernie 5 star 

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
ernie 5 star by failureislikely January 24, 2018
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Erniah is an amazing person. She will tell you abour yourself good or bad. She is Rude and mean. She is shy but when you get to know her she is real and lowkey. And outgoing . She loves dancing and is very hyper. Her nickname is probably NuNu or niah. She is very pretty but does not really know it. Almost everybody want her. She is fierceful and doesnt deal with fake people.
Friend 1: whoo dat?
Friend 2: Bihh dats a Erniahh
Friend 3: she Fwiounnn asf
erniah by Unknown_77 March 19, 2018

Ernie and Bert Syndrome 

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
Ernie and Bert Syndrome by cyn!c August 27, 2018

Ernies Cucumber 

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
I just ate curry, and now Ernie hurts
Ernie by Jaimester April 29, 2019
The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”
Ernie by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019