Tilehurst is a suburb in the town of Reading in Berkshire. It is home to a range of characters, including the poor and the wealthy.
Most people are content to highlight the fact that Tilehurst is home to the "Oxford Road" when infact there are wealthy parts of Tilehurst too.
The wealthier part of Tilehurst is Halls Road, and near the Birds Estate. The poorer part of Tilehurst is the Oxford Road, which is home to many residents on benefits.
Tilehurst is home to the original Tilehurst Triangle, which is a common hangout for teenagers and has a KFC and Co-Operative nearby.
John: So where do you live?
Kate: I live in Tilehurst
John: (Shocked) Oh shit what have I got myself in for?
Kate: No I live near Halls Road.
John: Oh! That's fine then
Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.
Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
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