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Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio 

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.
I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word
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air shit seperator  

When you think you have to fart but liquid comes out instead because you air shit seperator {a.s.s} failed. (along the same terms as a shart)
Pete ran to change his boxers when his air shit seperator failed.

Titty Separation 

When a women's tits are so saggy that they are basically two seperate islands floating in the wind
Guy 1: Did you see Margaret at the party yesterday
Guy 2: Ya, her age has really gained her a bad case of Titty Separation

check-out Separators 

Those small separator beams at the check-out.
"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

separation diamond 

a small lozenge shaped space located right in the crotch of a person (especially a woman) who is wearing very tight pants - is only visible when looked at from right in front or behind and is usually associated with a cameltoe, hot pants or spandex workout outfits. This phenomenon is usually very erotically stimulating, and is never seen in plus size women, and if seen in men, it creates the same reaction in homosexuals.
you can't beat those "separation diamonds"
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.

separatits 

Breasts that are far apart on a woman's chest.
1.adjective,past & past participle form of separate
2.no longer connected or joined
3.been apart or lonely
4.divided
1.sara & her husband separated because of treason
2.Aym is always lonely and behave like separated guy
3.shoulders are separated by joint
separated by returnee@mail.com April 2, 2015