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In Elizabethan slang, “nothing” was a term for the female genitalia
Hamlet: That's a fair
thought to lie between maids' legs.
Ophelia: What is, my lord?
Hamlet: Nothing.
nothing by nooot July 29, 2018
The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
Nothing by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”
Nothing by Black Sugar December 20, 2018
Nothing. Simply nothing.

Doesn't exist, or something to say when you don't wanna answer.
"What are you doing?"

"Nothing"
Nothing by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018
Abby is nothing
Nothing by 👋👋👋👋👋 January 2, 2019
Cheating on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!
Nothing is when you cheat on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!
nothing by Blxck Emp February 16, 2019