Porcine Sixty Nine 

When two squad cars park side by side so as to give each driver clear access to one another for purposes of social intercourse.

Porcine Sixty Nine by Ted in Evanston October 27, 2003

the whole nine yards not the first six inches 

1. What a woman should be looking for in a man. (combination of the phrase "whole nine yards" as in: Phrase equivalent to "Everything that is available." and Six Inches, the length of the average male penis)

"Girl, what you need to be looking for is the whole nine yards not the first six inches."

the whole nine yards not the first six inches by RUKind January 8, 2009

seven point nined 

IGN cube's fanboy-favorite editor Fran Mirabella III unleashed an unwanted horse-head into the beds of many Gamecube owners. This happened when he scored Nintendo's "killer-ap" for the 2003 holiday line up - Mario Kart:Double Dash - the long awaited sequel to Mario Kart 64... with a dissapointing and medicore score of 7.9. This action outrages the fourm members of IGN and it became the gamecube's version of "pwned"

Action: I give X a 7.9
Reaction: YOU ARE TEH SUCK!!!!

seven point nined by Jord April 14, 2004

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! by bonak September 29, 2020

Sean Nine

The Sean Nine is used in cases of texting, IMing or E-Mailing. It is used to clearly state an obviously sarcastic statement. To use the Sean Nine, simply put the numerical form of a nine (9) at the beginning and closing of the sarcastic statement.

Oh my, 9the Sean Nine is so uncool.9

Sean Nine by stugilligangriffin May 3, 2009

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. 

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Shitsty Nine 

The sensual oral pleasure of the sixty nine position, but deficating into your partners mouth.

Dude my friend and I were at this killer party, and we walked in on these girls shitsty nining.Will your mom perform shitsty nine on me this christmas?

Shitsty Nine by Cory Boone January 7, 2008