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Hassan Abortion 

The process by which two gay hassans both get pregnant and proceed to kick each other in the uterus until the unborn baby falls out. It is then put in a jar and donated to a hospital for research.
Hassan1: Man this baby is annoying.
Hassan2: Ok lets have a Hassan Abortion.
Hassan1: Ok cutie, please proceed to kick me.
Hassan2: Ok honey.
Hassan Abortion by Zalgooch December 1, 2009

Hassan and yazzan

Unintentionally derived from the name Yazan Hussain, Hassan and Yazzan is dynamic out of this world dou, consisting of Hassan—Mariah, and Yazzan—Joanne. This term was established in the midst of a pandemic and has lasted though the unbearable times of social distancing- with the aid of houseparty and phone bills paid by parents.
Name a more iconic dou than Woody and Buzz, I'll wait.
Hassan and Yazzan.

hassan and jamie 

The realest relationship Hassan And Jamie have ever been in. they share the same interests and are meant to be, though not the same age or race their love is real
Realest relationship in school is hassan and jamie
hassan and jamie by Reallmff May 10, 2018

hassan's mug 

is that hassan's mug?
Yeah! It totally is!

Hassan Chop 

To have and erection very quickly under a table or desk and hit the underside of the desk or table.
HASSAN CHOP! OW! My Penis!
Hassan Chop by Trygon September 20, 2004

Hassan and Yazzan

Derived from the name Yazan Hussain, Hassan and Yazzan is dynamic out of this world dou, consisting of Hassan—Mariah, and Yazzan—Joanne. This term was established in the midst of a pandemic and has lasted though the unbearable times of social distancing- with the aid of houseparty and phone bills paid by parents.

You can find out more about the term by listening to this playlist on Spotify :

𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘯 & 𝘠𝘢𝘻𝘻𝘢𝘯
Name a more iconic dou than Woody and Buzz, I'll wait.
Hassan and Yazzan.