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Donkey Punch (ladies) 

A female version of an unconventional sex act. A female straddles a male in the cowgirl position. When he is about to ejaculate, she punches him in the chest, and grabs onto his neck. She rides him to orgasm as tries to remove her from his penis.

This is a playful act, usually consensual in nature. The 'punch' is more of a shock or surprise, and can be done with ice, or other method to shock the male. Slapping, feathers, cold water, a finger in the ass, or anything of that nature will achieve the desired result. The purpose is to achieve female orgasm by a male partner who is trying to escape.
My boyfriend didn't get me off for a week, when he was trying to rush last night, I gave him a Donkey Punch (ladies) !
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Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin 

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donkey Punch Slip and slide 

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.
Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

donkey punch toboggan 

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

donkey punch dave 

A mystical character that travels the world using his skills of donkey punching on any foe he faces
donkey punch Dave Was Created during dnd Session and has become a local cult classic

Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"

donkey punch knock out

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, donkey punch yourself, knocking yourself out. Going for the double knockout, fall face first into the back of the chicks head knocking her out, while still inside her you both fall to the floor.
"Louis and Tara both have concussions from that donkey punch knock out they performed lastnight."