next life wife 

When you meet a girl who is perfect but you are both already partnered up. You agree to be their Next Life Wife.

Him: This girl is perfect
Friend: But you already have wifey.
Him: We agreed she is my Next Life Wife.

next life wife by RT4L June 28, 2020

Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.

Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.

Salute the wife by MyDogEli September 7, 2020

Brendon Uries Wife

somebody who obsesses over brendon urie so they call themselves his wife.

person 1- Whats your name? Person 2: I’m brendon uries wife wbu? person 1- wtf

Brendon Uries Wife by brendon uries imaginary wife September 13, 2020

John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.

Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF

John Cena's Wife by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020

No-Pillow-Having-Wife 

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.

My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

No-Pillow-Having-Wife by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021

jaeden.martells.wife 

they kinda rock 😩‼️ I LOVE THEM. please notice me sophia 🥺🥺

jaeden.martells.wife is better than you

jaeden.martells.wife by avery the best June 2, 2021

jaeden.martells.wife 

the best person on earth and very funny 🥺☝🏼why the hell does the finger look like that, anyways she is someone you want in your life 👹

you: i don’t know who jaeden.martells.wife is

me: that’s to bad 🙄

jaeden.martells.wife by thismightbejae June 2, 2021