Does a bear shit in the woods? 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

shit hits the fan by Kerb November 28, 2004

shit hit the fan

A punk rock band from Northern Spain.

My friend Alejo is the lead singer of Shit Hit The Fan.

shit hit the fan by CJRB February 1, 2005

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

SHIT HIT THE FAN by minghi May 10, 2003

shit hit the fan

The throwing of excrement over rival football supporters.

Tom: Liverpool are playing Man United at Old Trafford this week-end.
Bill: I'm sure we'll see the shit hit the fan at that game!

shit hit the fan by Dung a Din November 5, 2008

Bang that shit for the one time! 

Originated in Milwaukee, Wi. The term means to dance for once in front of a large group of people. Banging is a type of dance, you'd have to live in Milwaukee to know what it is.

-Everyone's dancing-
Friend 1: Ayee D you should go "bang that shit for the one time!"
Friend 2: Iight bro.
-D starts to "bang that shit" lmfao.-

Bang that shit for the one time! by MMP. March 20, 2010

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009