A Hairy Cookie 

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

A Hairy Cookie by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

the hairy bird 

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

the hairy bird by Annariia March 15, 2008

piercing the hairy doughnut 

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

piercing the hairy doughnut by punkydrewster February 16, 2005

Things are getting hairy 

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

Things are getting hairy by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

Dirty Hairy by GMPinc June 27, 2009

voluptuous hairy balls 

1. The most beautiful testicles that have many pubic hairs.

2. A weird fetish science has yet to explain

I'm using voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

I thought you were gonna put voluptuous hairy balls in a sentence

voluptuous hairy balls are now the color blue

My wife is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My girlfriend is very into my voluptuous hairy balls

My dad is obsessed with my voluptuous hairy balls

She has voluptuous hairy tits, I have voluptuous hairy balls, it's a match made in heaven

When i saw dad's voluptuous hairy balls................................... I wanted them for myself

voluptuous hairy balls by Moms Acid September 7, 2016