Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"

"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"

Whammy Bar Status by Amazingiest Person Ever March 17, 2009

Hardy Boys status 

The status of being slightly popular, but disproportionate to the amount of episodes, books, or songs made. Typically used to refer to media. A reference to the hardy boys series.

-I think Chuck has reached Hardy Boys status.
-Yeah, I agree, it used to be good but now it's just ridiculous. They've kept it running for way too long.

Hardy Boys status by tvaiello January 12, 2011

Five Day Status 

The status that you gain when you do the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump five days a week. This is especially impressive at boarding school, when you live with a roommate.

Jim: yo, I never beat my meat at boarding school
DeSalvio: yo, i do it five days a week, either in our room or in a bathroom stall.
Jim: Damn, you on the five day status!

Five Day Status by Perry Hubes February 27, 2011

hijacked my status 

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

hijacked my status by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Field goal status 

An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.

A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.

Field goal status by HunterHall May 2, 2012

Baby tiger status 

a level of hunger unprecedented by other types of hunger.

"I haven't eaten in like 8 hours. total baby tiger status."

Baby tiger status by spidermonkey57 January 8, 2012

north pole status 

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

north pole status by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013