Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

Dumpster Diving by McNooget April 26, 2010

Deep sea diving

Having to retrieve a tampon after sex. Consisting of squatting and retrieving the tampon with your fingers. Usually there is a moment of panic when you believe it is too far to reach.

I decided to have sex on my period but had to go deep sea diving afterward.

Deep sea diving by Satansmokesreds August 31, 2013

daring 

synonymous to Zelda

"Did you hear? It was so daring, he totally pulled a Zelda!"

daring by smartwaterstuff September 26, 2011

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

dumpster diving by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

Davin 

A dumb little Gaylord who usss wikipedia

Stop being a Gaylord Davin.

Davin by Notagaylord January 7, 2019

non dating 

For people who don't believe in relationships. Going to football games, dinner, movies, weddings, dancing, and the occasional roll in the hay without actually dating. This will more than likely end up as nothing more than a series of booties calls with no emotional ties.

Since we're non dating; I'll pick you up at 8 for dinner, drinks, movie and a quick late night romp.

non dating by Ash993 February 21, 2009

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

dumpster diving by bizzyare November 5, 2009