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scrotum scraper 

A male homsexual's beard.
Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!
scrotum scraper by sbo December 15, 2011

Bloomfield ice scraper 

The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.
After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.

sack cheese scraper 

One who removes duck butter type substances from the testicles of mlaes using their front teeth
I felt Timmys teeths nibble into my sack has he scrped the thick layer of duck butter away

banjo scraper 

A lady with a considerable gap between her teeth that would scrape your banjo string during an act of fellatio.
"She's got a cracking voice but she's not getting anywhere near my penis with that banjo scraper."
banjo scraper by Monkey Ball Z October 28, 2006

tape scraper 

A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.
Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.
tape scraper by hobrarian October 26, 2008

ankle scraper 

Extremely large penis/dick. One that is said to "scrape your own ankles"
"Hot Wings has a giant crank!" - Listener
"Yea, what a real ankle scraper!!" - Eric Zane
ankle scraper by Mallen92 November 1, 2008