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silly salamander

When someone appears to not listen to you, is ignorant ,and keeps on asking you the same question despite what you told them earlier
Larry: Can you tell me what happened now?

Jim: No.

Larry: why not?

Jim: because I said so

Larry: How about now?

Jim: Will you stop asking me you silly salamander!
silly salamander by hubbapubba March 28, 2015

salamango 

A salamanda crossed with a mango producing a indifferent object named salamango
"look over there james its a salamanda", "no no no no no....no tom its a mango""no no no no no james its a salamander""no no tom its a mango"" i tell you what james,we will call it a salamango"
salamango by senior nutz August 28, 2003

Salamander sex 

Having anal sex with way to much lube
They used way to much lube and had salamander sex tonight.

mexican salamander 

Using your truffle butter covered dick to titty fuck someone.
I can't look at her the same since i gave her a Mexican Salamander.

Sneaky Salamander 

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

American salamander

When a male sticks his penis in a female before his penis is ready for sex
He stuck it in like an american salamander