I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles 

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles

We Rather Be Laughed at THen Be Around YOu, ANgel JOse RObles by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

I'd rather bang CPA 

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

I'd rather bang CPA by ILB September 17, 2013

i'd really rather never 

To want to avoid an obvious life experience

She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.

i'd really rather never by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram 

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

I'd've Rather'd've 

A hillbilly involuntary slang for "I would have rather had have ___".

I'd've rather'd've gotten weed over shrooms any day.

I'd've Rather'd've by Confuction October 23, 2020

I’d rather suffocate

Honestly I’m not doing it it’s never happening no no no never nope not me never gonna happen thank you

Teacher: Hey can you send in your assignment for my class
Me: no I’d rather suffocate :)

I’d rather suffocate by Boiyomamahah March 3, 2021