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owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.
trapspeed.com ponies all other sites!
ponied by appleburger April 28, 2005
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To rock... like a lot.... like Hardcore Rock...... its made of awsomeness

(also known as PWNS)
My new shoes Pone yours!
My backpack Pones!
Pones by Jesse-ness February 25, 2008

Ponis Head 

a retarded punk that runs around, likes to hide in your butt and hits people in the head with a plunger.
"That kid just hit me with a plunger!!!"
"That guy must be a Ponis Head"
Ponis Head by Not a ponis February 5, 2009
What the year twos say when they think there cool
I want to see your ponis
a ponie(noun) is sexual female being that dances in a weird yet shexual manner, she loves to do the dancing, oh yes...she loves ginger people although it may involve burning and death. she hails from aberdeen and is a sheep shagger
"the ponie danced shexually in russell's house"
ponie by rhona May 9, 2005
Short name of a World of Warcraft guild: Pretty Pink Pwnies

PPP is one of the more well known guilds in WoW for their abilities.
1. I'm leaving the battleground, Pwnies just showed up.
pwnies by Fyzzle November 3, 2006
Pokies are a general name for the characters you are trying to find while playing Pokémon go.
Amy is out in the neighborhood looking to find pokies while playing Pokémon go.
Pokies by EC2372 August 3, 2016