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Big Macintosh 

A minor character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Big Macintosh is the older brother of Applejack, who is usually seen helping out on the farm, Sweet Apple Acres. He's known for saying "eeyup" and "nnope."

Big Macintosh has been under at least two love spells. In the first case, he loved Twilight Sparkle's doll Smartie Pants, and in the second case he was given a love potion--ahem, love poison, and became fixated on Cheerilee until the curse was broken.

Big Macintosh manages to be best pony, even though he doesn't say much.
Big Macintosh: Eeeeeyup.
Big Macintosh by colorshy June 1, 2012
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Sweaty Macintosh 

The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
Stay out! I'm trying to Sweaty Macintosh over here!
Sweaty Macintosh by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2010

Dirty Macintosh 

Am ambiguous phrase uttered on the Last Podcast On The Left.
“She was attacked by someone wielding what felt like a Dirty Macintosh

Tammy MacIntosh

1. Absolutely fabulous actress, most recently known for her role as the witty, gorgeous and intelligent Doctor Beaumont in Australian drama, All Saints!
"Big deal, I can say where are my underpants in six different languages!"
Tammy MacIntosh by Chrissy D May 18, 2005

gage macintosh 

Gage Macintosh is a very strange man and usually is found in his bed eating his dogs ass. Gage is known to be the Bad Boy in school and all the lady’s fall for him. They also have really “soft dicks” they used for their cats.
Becky “Wow I would love Gage Macintosh to eat me out”
Sara “Too bad he’s mine back off”
gage macintosh by Gage Macintosh November 29, 2021

megan macintosh 

A hammerhead shark, that can only see out of the side of there head. And when she dances it burns my eyes.
When I saw Megan Macintosh dance it gave me cancer

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
squirts macintosh by ohsorrey February 19, 2017