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Greedy Saintface 

Is the drill sergeant. The top shooter with amazing aim and can’t be fucked with.
I come through shooting like Greedy Saintface.
Greedy Saintface by Urban kept November 23, 2021

Greedy Marker 

Someone who steals writing utensils.
Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!
Greedy Marker by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Greedy Gonzales 

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.
Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

greedy dirtbag 

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.
I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker
Greedy burns by Moonstick July 16, 2022