a gaggle of dicks 

Noun:

1. A cluster fuck of flaccid male genitalia; flopping, spinning, and also (in most cases) participating in a gratuitous amount of group penetration.

A) Often correlated with the traveling group "Dicks For Days" who spend their time nude and "windmilling" for commuters, passer-by's, and pedestrians on the sides of busy highways. Also well known for their delicious crumb cakes.

2. Slang terminology for the flailing motion made by a civilian when the arms and hands are thrown in a "skiing" motion as if the participant was 'balls deep' in a sweaty bukkake.

Noun

1. "Im bored man..." - "Oh i got a shwing shwangin idea dude! lets jump on I-80 and see if we come across a gaggle of dicks!" - "FLOP YEAH MAN!"

2. When that douche bag you thoroughly dislike slips on black ice, you get to yell "You looked like you were catching a gaggle of dicks!" with a smarmy smile on your face, and then proceed to promptly resume previous business.

a gaggle of dicks by stewpoowoo March 3, 2014

Perkin's Gaggle

While you fuck a girl from behind, you choke the shit out of her. (not literally, but you do choke her alot)

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch the Perkin's Gaggle!

Perkin's Gaggle by Triangle Teabag July 28, 2008

a gaggle of porch dicks 

when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.

If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.

a gaggle of porch dicks by max keller April 10, 2015

meat gaggle 

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

meat gaggle by Bulch Maverick April 14, 2016

Cunt Gaggle 

Any large group of demanding, obnoxious women. Usually of the middle aged powerbitch variety.

Could you believe that cunt gaggle we had in the restaurant tonight? They were so fucking needy and they only left ten percent.

Cunt Gaggle by Ranwed July 9, 2009

Canadian Gaggle

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.

Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.

Canadian Gaggle by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016

dick gaggle

A gaggle of dicks; meaning a disorderly group of dicks. Sometimes incorrectly called a bunch of assholes.

"A bunch of assholes live on this street."

"No, I wouldn't say that. It's more like a dick gaggle."

dick gaggle by v.kernel October 28, 2013