brownie earthquake 

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

brownie earthquake by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

mexican earthquake 

A seismic activity cause by pure joy.

After a big world cup victory, a mexican earthquake shook the city, fucking the germans in its wake.

mexican earthquake by glamthrax June 19, 2018

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder

Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.

My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder by Earthquake Lover October 23, 2012

Human Earthquake 

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!

the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow

Human Earthquake by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008

California Earthquake 

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.

He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

California Earthquake by NavyDrew June 11, 2016

chilian earthquake 

When a drunk fat bitch falls down too fast and creates an earthquake in the southern hemisphere.

"Damn, that girl had a chilian earthquake so hard at the party last night that I put it on my finsta."

chilian earthquake by Landscape Barbie May 27, 2017

Dirty Earthquake 

Secret technique used to fuck bitches

"Hey you wanna do the dirty earthquake? " *Girl gets on top while guy shakes furiously under her like he's having a seizure*

Dirty Earthquake by BigNutTsunami May 28, 2019