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Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe

the end
Dorian by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020
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meaning that something or somebody is wrong.
Background: On the popular hit tv show, Scrubs, Dr. Perry Cox always expresses that John Dorian (J.D.) is always wrong. Cox got tired of saying wrong to J.D, so he decided to use J.D.'s last name, Dorian, to say that someone is wrong.
You're so Dorian.
Thats Dorian.
Dorian, Please try again.
Thats Extremely Dorian.
Dorian by daniel2744 December 12, 2008
He is annoying af when he is high.
Dorian is annoying af when he is high
dorian by cugj August 13, 2018

dorian tanasi 

the perfect man; the object of your desire ;)
'wow that boy is a dorian tanasi!'
Young nigga trappin all day bustin wild flocks o' white girls
Yooo my man straight doriano'in out there!
He a doriano man, he talking wisdom.
doriano by defdori December 10, 2016
A Kid that plays xbox and enjoys making up shit
A dorian is really cool but can turn on you as fast as lighting

A dorian always talks about porn , sex , fat kids and homo's
Wow. That kid just pulled off a dorian
Dorian by EthanStagg1337 December 17, 2010

Dorian Appreciation Day 

September 13th is dorian appreciation day.

Te a friend named Dorian how much you appreciate them :)
person 1: what day is it?

person 2: it's September 13th, why?

person 1: oh it's Dorian Appreciation Day! Let's call Dorian and tell him we appreciate him.