perks-of-being-chinese 

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.

-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?

perks-of-being-chinese by bellatheelf July 4, 2014

being a maggie 

when a girl refuses to do something for their man. being a Maggie

When ricegum asks morber to do what you know what. she refuses too and netdecks. being a maggie

being a maggie by Morbergum May 13, 2016

being handed the cranial drill 

To be given the sole responsibility of an important task or mission. Usually, this applies to situations where an experienced master of their craft passes on the mantle to a rookie with little to no prior experience. This rookie is often attributed to be "built different".

Doctors rushed to get this very important patient to the operating table as quickly as possible. The top neurosurgeon at NYU Langone informed the others that the graduate student will be joining them. The others who collectively represented 200 years of experience, panicked as they argued that this wasn’t a place and time for a rookie to shadow them. “Oh, he won’t be shadowing us”, as the student was being handed the cranial drill.

being handed the cranial drill by Hotwhip8 September 8, 2020

Being a Brodie 

When someone is “Being a Brodie” they are committing an act like that’s SOOO inconceivably GAY it needs a new word to describe it

Underneath is an example of Being a Brodie

Friend 1: yo Brodie wanna get on vc?
Brodie: I’ll be on in a sec gotta say gn to her

2 hours later:

*still not on vc*

Being a Brodie by SuperiorIndian69420 June 4, 2021

being meguca is suffering 

comes from the joke imageboard meduka meguca

it also carries the whole madoka magica fandom

Seyiku: 'I protect friends!'

Coobie: 'being Meguca is suffering...'

being meguca is suffering by chipsuba February 8, 2022

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha 

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

being a dick 

conducting oneself in an inappropriate manner to the annoyance of others.

Intentionally driving a dump truck in a reckless manner is being a dick.

being a dick by Language Patrol September 19, 2013