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apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.
1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.
apartment ninja by !Z3D! August 4, 2008
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apartmates 

when living in an apartment the people you live with are your apartmates
John hows your apartmates doing?
apartmates by Glimpseofdeath February 8, 2009

aparthied 

Aparthied ( "apart-hay-d" )

Aparthied is an Afrikaans word that defined the seperetion of white people from any others in south africa from 1948 untill 1994, when Nelson mandela was like.. alright fuck this shit. no more white power. lete me equal niggas.. but now its basically just reverse aparhied. in southafrica all the crime is from the black population. and another shit thing is theres 1 white cop to every 150 black cops.. so were fucked.. people wonder why.

Aparthied was so harsh on them that they had different benches, bathrooms, restaurants, busses and areas they they could only use or enter. if they were caught using a white facility, they would be fined either 50 rand ( 5 dollars more or less) back then. that was a months salary for them.. you could buy 2 loves of bread with 2 cents ( 0.15 dollars... goddamn american exchange rate).. Back then. some rich mo'fos moved to cowies hill
if 50cent was in southafrica during aparthied, he would've written sings about cutting cane, killing white farmers and sexing up every ones black nanny's.

apartheid 

apartheid is not good , but it's better than political correctness
apartheid by didier May 17, 2007

apartmalone

being alone in an apartment.
similar to home alone.
It sucks that i'm apartmalone when my roommate is on vacation!
apartmalone by wehehehehehe February 28, 2009

Apartment Ninjas 

Free apartment locating company serving Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Antonio and Austin, Texas. Clients get $150 rebate

once they lease.

apartently 

Apartently I can't spell.
apartently by Okwbfk July 13, 2017