wag-o-meter 

The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.

Look, that dog's wag-o-meter is moving really fast!

wag-o-meter by Janster August 6, 2013

wag the dog 

When something of secondary importance improperly takes on the role of something of primary importance. The expression pre-dates the movie by the same name, and was NOT coined by said movie.

Concentrate on the dog wagging his tail, not on that the tail might wag the dog.

wag the dog by Anomie April 18, 2006

Wag Dem Bones 

When a man ejaculates onto two asses (preferably female) that push up against each other forming a bone shape.

Hey, Steve is talking to those two girls, maybe he'll wag dem bones tonight!

Wag Dem Bones by Free Karl Lee February 24, 2010

wag 1 

whats going on? wats up?

You: yo was up wag 1
Friend:nothing you

wag 1 by <>morgan <> May 14, 2006

wag wizzy

also used for saying. 'wagwan' 'what you saying' 'what's up'

ayo. wag wizzy bruv

wag wizzy by helleleo September 30, 2020

Wag Wan 

My London boys told me that Wag Wan is slang mostly used in Hackney and it means 'Whats Going On '

Wag Wan - Whats going on say it slow it sounds like whats going on

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1 - "Hello Mate"
2 - "Wag Wan Brov"

Wag Wan by B-man the don September 22, 2006

wag bag 

A bag used by marines to crap into in places where there is no toilet.

These guys deficate in a wag bag and then take it outside and burn it.

wag bag by elvette July 20, 2006