Definitions by Anomie

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

sprooter by Anomie January 31, 2017

wag the dog 

When something of secondary importance improperly takes on the role of something of primary importance. The expression pre-dates the movie by the same name, and was NOT coined by said movie.

Concentrate on the dog wagging his tail, not on that the tail might wag the dog.

wag the dog by Anomie April 18, 2006

nose buzz 

to snort a line of cocaine

"i sure could go for a nose buzz right now"

nose buzz by anomie April 4, 2006