Stump Grinding 

Having sex with a man with a small penis, usually as the only alternative to a night alone.

Joan was happy to leave the club with John, but when they got to his place and disrobed, she decided that a night of stump grinding was better than going home.

Stump Grinding by Srini January 8, 2009

Stump-trumping 

When a person has anal sex with an amputee.

Want to go stump-trumping?

Stump-trumping by dartiki April 21, 2009

stump break 

Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.

stump break by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

stump water 

A nasty tasting beer or other liquor.
In a sense that most liquor is brewed just like stump water brews in a stump making it stagnant.

Whoa that Natti is some stump water.
I can see how you can drink that shit.

stump water by Oswaldo Sanchez April 11, 2005

Stump broke 

When you take your woman out in the woods, bend her over a stump and clean out both barrels just like you would a shotgun.

I took Mary Sue out to the woods and stump broke that ho.

Stump broke by snizzlewizzle May 18, 2016

Stump Humper 

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.

1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.

Stump Humper by Joey Logic February 23, 2008

stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.

You are one stump humping whore

stump hump by jonez77 February 19, 2003