Feeling like a Pagan 

When you find yourself waking up in a beautiful place, most commonly in nature, without knowing how you got there. Maybe you passed out, maybe you took too many viagra tablets.

Remy: Ugh, how did we get here?
Daniel: I have no clue, but it's a nice view, isn't it?
Remy: Hell, yeah. I am feeling like a Pagan right now.

Feeling like a Pagan by Ztrike October 23, 2020

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal 

A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.

"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"

Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal by Yharimus September 27, 2023

Cecilia Pagan 

Cecilia is a person with a good heart. She tries hard to make everyone feel content and feels "guilty' when she can't. She will get annoyed if you take something to seriously and/or are over dramatic. She likes chill and relaxed people. She feels left out sometimes. She is shy and isolated at times, but when you get to know her, you get to see that she is a loud and happy person. She will always listen and be there when you need someone. She tries hard to understand what your going through. She is a very loyal and intelligent person (even if she doesn't show it at school). Once you meet her you won't be able to forget her. She is patient and she loves to help out. If you meet her, treasure her and she will do the same to you.

Oh man! Cecilia Pagan is that you!

Cecilia Pagan by mialibby April 24, 2019

Daylee Pagan 

A really sexy mexican,with a big dick and ill do anything to get down and dirty;)

Damnn you a young daylee pagan

Daylee Pagan by Ass hole nigger June 28, 2018

Norse Pagan 

The roughest, toughest motherfucker you'll ever meet. They WILL NOT hesitate to kick a bigoted dumbass down to Helheim and are protective of those who've been persecuted by the Church and their bullshit ripoff "religion" that is responsible for the massacre of hundreds of thousands over the course of its existence. Wanna know what fear is?

Wanna know what fear is? Fuck with a Norse Pagan and find out real quick

Norse Pagan by ValhallaBound July 5, 2022

fucking pagan 

First and foremost this is NOT an insult to any people who are pagans. This phrase plays off of misconceptions that people have who view pagans as very mystical and spacey.

The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.

The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).

-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*

fucking pagan by Angus Ubangus August 12, 2006

techno pagan 

A person who works in the technology industry by day and practices Witchcraft at night.

She really knows how to fix those computers! She is a true Techno Pagan.

techno pagan by Clark77494 December 23, 2006