(n)one whom believes the person to the right of them in a school cafeteria is gorgeous
greg: WOAH did you see timmy today?!?!
bob: yeah man he totally pulled a nilsson and i was like WTF LOLOL
greg: yeah man he's gonna he his assbeat by a polar bear.
To nilse
A Norwegian expression for looking busy but actually doing nothing at all. This person is always taking on lots of responsibility, but never completes anything because he/she is "nilsing"
Shell-shocking one through sheer beauty and elegance. Nilsu stuns you with innumerable effervescent qualities, making you wonder if you're in a dream or reality.
Awe-inspiring, she Nilsued the hell outta me with that excquisite face, spectacular body, and irresistible smile.