Mangulated

A portmanteau of mangled and discombobulated, it can mean anything from the simple confusion of losing your keys, tripping over the dog and then pouring your coffee on your cereal, or ending up thinking you have 7 legs after a rave.

"Wow, Steve was sure mangulated last night, did you see him trying to have sex with that phone booth?"

Mangulated by IAMTHECAKE September 5, 2012

manipulating the tack 

A sexual manoeuvre where the male is laying on his back, the girl on top and switches from Cowgirl to reverse and back multiple times using his pubic hair as a gripping solution to aid in spinning. Often causing great pleasure to both parties and confusion to the male.

Male 1:"Man, I was with this girl last night, and she was riding me, then it was like she wanted to change positions but wasn't sure which one"
Male 2: "So like spinning around?"
Male 1: "Yeah"
Male 2:"Bro she was Manipulating the Tack on you fool"

manipulating the tack by EnigmaShadow September 9, 2015

manipulative sad boi 

Any guy who'll try to convince someone that they're the victim of the situation. They'll make you believe that you're in the wrong and that you're the one who should be feeling guilty. Toying with your mind, they're seriously just bad news.

"I'm sorry Marc, I just don't have any romantic feelings for you."

"I'm sorry I can't be the perfect guy for you. I should've never been born. I hate myself, I'm gonna kms. If only you liked me the way I like you. I think you're amazing, you should see how good I am for you. I should just die."

"Dude- why're you being such a manipulative sad boil?"

manipulative sad boi by mintyfreshcow September 9, 2021

thread manipulator 

One who deletes their own obnoxious comments in a contentious Facebook thread to make another person who reacted to them look like a fool.

Chad: Myra has lost her mind. Did you see her talking to herself last night on Trip’s post about penguins’ rights?

Vic: Nah, I was there earlier. Martin said some bad stuff to her and they went back and forth a few times and then he deleted his own comments.

Chad: He does that all the time. He’s a thread manipulator.

thread manipulator by Commentator X May 11, 2013

female manipulator 

she usually has a split dye of some sort, into spiritual shit, STILL uses tumblr, like lana del rey, mars argo, melanie martinez, cigarettes after sex, the nbhd, marina, etc. and is occasionally some sort or vegan/vegetarian.

“she’s fucking crazy, shes dyed her hair 3 times this month!”

“female manipulator type beat.”

female manipulator by beeswillsting March 24, 2022

genetic manipulation 

where you manipulate your DNA or DNA of a specie/relative etc by for example turning on and off certain genes to improve the specie, stopping aging and super strengh can be achieved through genetic manipulation, and removing diseases, every advanced or multi-dimensional galactic civilization manipulated themselves genetically

the Pleiadians stop aging physically after reaching certain age, and they achieved it through genetic manipulation.

genetic manipulation by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022

Monopulate 

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

Monopulate by team grammatard January 27, 2010