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haunted hayride 

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.
Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.
haunted hayride by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

haunted playground 

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
haunted playground by Compel January 4, 2018

Haunted Hills

Haunted Hills is a forgotten about location on the West Coast of Fortnite. Players that go here are either here for a challenge or forgot to jump out of the Battle Bus. Average Loot here leaves players more at risk than a Mouse in a Snake Pit as the sprint in to the storm location usually takes them through Plesant Park...Which is a bit like throwing a toddler in to a full blown NFL Game without pads.
Oh Crap, I forgot to jump...I guess i'll go to Haunted Hills
Haunted Hills by Dailystraw July 8, 2019

Haunted House 

a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
Haunted House by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020

Haunted house 

Haunted house was a parody comedy movie with one of the Waynes brothers it is hilarious
I like that part when the ghost fucked each one of them in the movie a haunted house

Haunted Cheeto 

Haunted Cheeto, please don't make Hooty's Desire part 5.
Haunted Cheeto by CheetoQuartz October 12, 2020