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faternity 

A group of people, usually overweight, in college, and have set rules and guidelines in order to be members of a faternity. Usually consisting, of using framps, eating regimens, exercise guidelines, diet plans, etc.
"Damn Lenny, you should join our faternity, we are electing a new lunch special supervisor next week."
faternity by pandajoi January 18, 2005

sororities and fraternities

When you cant make friends by yourself in college, so your parents buy you some.
Boy: "How are you liking the new school?"

Girl: "It sucks, I don't know how to make friends, so my daddy is sending me more money so I can rush in the spring and pay some sorority girls to be my friends."

Boy: "Yea, sororities and fraternities are the only way to go for us elite, yet socially inept good looking people."

Fraternizing 

To associate or build a relationship/friendship with someone that isn’t meant to be or supposed to be made
There’s no fraternizing with the enemy!
Fraternizing by The writer L February 22, 2019

fraternifag 

Uncommonly used term for a member of a fraternity that follows the stereotypes commonly associated with "bros."
Henry: Wow, look at those guys coming out of the Beta house!
Merriweather: Ah, yes, fraternifags coming out o' plenty!
fraternifag by Bill McBrobag January 10, 2008

fraterniship 

Those friends which a fratboy only accumulated because of joining his respective fraternity. These "friends" may not actually like the fratboy or even share common interest but becuase they are in the same pledge class/frat they must hang out and be "bros". Fraterniships are typically weak, lame, and slightly homosexual "friendships".

Fraternifriends will have you back in a fight or douche off, but will always try to sleep with your girlfriend.

Anyone in a fraterniship is a douchebag

In esscence these are the friends for which his parents are paying for him to have.

Fraterniships also extend to every university in the world, i.e., All fratboys are friends because their parents paid for them to be friends with people at their school/
Example One
Chad F. "This here is my bro, Chad, he's a freakin' balla we're in the same pledge class at Lamda Chi"

GDI "Oh really? You guys are friends? What's his last name?"

Chad F. "....We're on a first name basis..."

GDI "What's his girlfriends name and number?"

Chad F. "Anna Catherine Smith, shes a Chi-O and her number is 1-234-567-7810"

GDI "Sounds like you fags have a sweet fraterniship going on there bud"

Example Two
Chad M. "Dude, your a Phi Delt?"

Chad D. "Yeah bro! We've never met but were still gonna act like we've been friends for years!"
fraterniship by TayHawk December 5, 2011

fraternitool 

Often seen with a sorostitute, a fraternitool is the stereotypical blowsed hair, off-center ball cap, pop-collared, complete tool (or 'spanner' if you're from Britain) member of a fraternity. Fraternitools tend to travel in small groups, and usually drink heavily to make up for their lack of personality and endowment.
"Jeez, that fraternitool's hat looks like it's about to fall off, and his collar is up around his ears!"
fraternitool by Slick_Nick August 15, 2006