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dingo with a straw

The natural enemey of a test-tube baby.

Joke referring to the Azaria/Lindy Chamberlain case in Australia in the early 80's. Lindy's baby daughter Azaria was taken from a central Australian campsite by a dingo. Lindy was convicted of her murder but the baby's jacket was found in a dingo's den a few years later and the conviction was overturned.

"A dingo's got moi baibee!" (and no, we do NOT talk like that, or the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons! Just thought I'd clear that up!)
Q. What's the natural enemy of a test tube baby?
A. A dingo with a straw!

dingo sex 

When you wake up next to an ugly girl the morning after and would rather chew your arm off to escape than wake her up.
"Dude why is your arm missing?"
"I had dingo sex last night"
dingo sex by xzibit206 September 17, 2008

Dingo Piss 

A slang term to describe the popular Australian lager, Fosters.

Comes from the fact that a dingo is a type of Australian wild dog, and Fosters generally tastes like Australian wild dog piss.
Chav at the bar: "I'll have a pint of Dingo piss, and a blue WKD for the lady please mate."

Landlord: "Have you got any ID? You look about 12. And take your hat off inside my pub you scruffy bugger."
Dingo Piss by ciba June 27, 2007

dingo titties 

Breasts with nipples so ferocious, that they appear as though they would rip your face off. Also, they lactate profusely.
dingo titties by D.Shaw October 30, 2007

dingo baby 

An Australian person born is autrailia who left the country at an early age
Ralph moved to live in Ireland when he was smaller. He's a dingo baby.
dingo baby by BigBigly February 3, 2017

dingo baits 

Robdog- You got any dingo baits on heat?
dingo baits by Notacatlady88 July 25, 2017