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Hot Clive 

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
Hot Clive by Hot Clive September 27, 2020

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.
“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”
Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.
I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

Chives for eyes 

To be so tired that your eyes cant open. Looking at someone with the eyes narrowed . Usually occurs the day after a long night of partying.
Chives for eyes by Battyguy August 29, 2013

Cleveland Steamstress 

A friend's mother that has a scat fetish.
Schwarz's mom LOVES getting that poo rubbed on her; she's a real Cleveland Steamstress!
Cleveland Steamstress by dafuzball February 19, 2015