cement shoes 

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.

A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.

cement shoes by Sir Gren December 14, 2008

clementing 

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.

Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!

clementing by clementing101 November 2, 2013

Cement Beehive 

1. A large city with lots of people and traffic.
2. A big office or apartment building with 24/7 activity

As my vacation was coming to and end, I realized that it was time to go back to the Cement Beehive

Cement Beehive by Quilly The Porcupine April 22, 2009

clemente 

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.

“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”

clemente by saraht76 December 7, 2017

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

Windows CEMeNT by Independence76 October 27, 2009

cement clit 

A woman who is stuck up and ignorant and just not pleasurable to be around because they haven't been laid in so long.

You probably haven't had an orgasm since '97, you cement clit.

cement clit by DarlingDarryl October 23, 2015

roger clemens 

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.

roger clemens is a schmuck.

roger clemens by thiswasntwrittenbywhoyouthink May 21, 2007