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Barack Obama Weed 

A strong smelling dark strain of marijuana
that gives you a quick high, but then robs you and your country of Trillions of $ before you know what happened.
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Wow i smoked some Barack Obama Weed last night and now im broke and my country has gone to hell.... WTF?

Barack Obama Syndrome 

When a caucasian male as the disorder of white boy dance syndrome and decides to take a modern jazz or hip hop dance. To gain a better reflection of the African American race. And by the end of the class he still dances like a white boy but has some moves of the black guy resulting in the Barack Obama Syndrome.
"Yo John before this class, I had no sense of dance skills but now I have the barack obama syndrome."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer 

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."

Air Barack Obama 

In the sport of ultimate, the technique of throwing a disc so that it nearly grazes the playing surface, but suddenly leaps back into the air at or above normal disc catching altitude. Known among less adept ultimate players as an "air bounce."
"Man, did you see the way that handler just raped me with the disc?"

"Yea, once he pulled out the air barack obama, I knew you were done."

USS Barack Obama 

Name of the aircraft carrier that will be name after President Obama in next 30 years or so.
The USS Barack Obama was dispatched to Sea of Japan in 2040 to support a blockade of North Korea during World War 3.
USS Barack Obama by mandengho December 4, 2009